(Source: asofterpawnee)
“Make all your decisions based on how hilarious it would be if you did it.” Plaza says
play the canadian national anthem over and over
I like the way you think
so you can gain their trust and then kill them
it sounds like it’s from Glee which gives me even more reason to do it
great troll or greatest troll?
you tell me
real talk I would straight up go make friends with them
WHY
someone in the dorm is listening to the star spangled banner on repeat

Jessica Chastain arrives at amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS event
(Source: wednesdaydreams, via fuckyeahjessicachastain)
(Source: talltyrion)
brotp list 2 / ∞
April & Ron (Parks and Recreation) — “I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things, just like you taught me.”
(Source: cappingparks)